hellooo my name is Alexis. I like eggs, pokemon, anime, video games, girls, coke, and dogs.
i dont have any talents. so im boring and uninteresting. that is all.

buddhabrot:

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

i love this post every time

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lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

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bittersweetoctober:

herrohoriah:

moriarty:

dog gets sad watching lion king

SAME LITTLE GUY, SAME.

D’aaaaawwwww. Asdfghjklmdjwj. 💔😢

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staceysioson:

ph0king:

amandacheea:

sourientmesbeaux:

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

Omg I’m dying LOOL

i cnant breatheeoMGF

LOL OMFG

I WAAS NOT EXpeCTINg THAT

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tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

(via diedformelivingforhim)

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