hi:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

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(Source: jakemalik)

(Source: clubic-hebdo)

burntoutcandle:

Please PLEASE help find her! She’s been gone for over 24 hours. I’ve know this girl my whole life.

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

(Source: versaceslut)

modernwaltz:


This is a tale that you humans have passed down through uncounted generations… 

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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